Momma said "Forrest, yer special, peple cain tel yuh that most species of trees don't live fer thousands of years. Peple kin tail ya thet it is stoopid te conflate every tidbit ye have heard in yer life into to one big dumb ignorat joke. Ye don't haf ta lissin, ye kain be proud of yer ignorance. Ye kain laf at simple math and simple chemistry as if it never egg-sisted, Cuz Forrest, yer a Republican!"