Momma said that trees are alive, jest lahk the birds and the bees an all other gawds creatures. She said everthang thet's alive will die, cept fer Dick Cheney.

She also said that when the tree dies ye can plant another tree to take it's place. Funny thing though, carbon from an oil well don't suck itself back into the hot boiling hell from which it came. But that's what Dick Cheney is going to do.