"Depressed Dog"

A sad Bassett Hound was relating his troubles
to his friend.

"I'm really depressed all the time, and I think
negative thoughts. I'm always bored, I feel
listless and I am always tired."

"Why not go see a psychiatrist?" suggested the
friend.

"Well, I would," said the Bassett Hound, "except
that I'm not allowed on the couch."