I want a counter-Olympics. Anyone is encouraged to compete. The games will include Monopoly, Jacks, Simon Says, Knock Hockey, Pick-up-Sticks, Go Fish, a yo-yo competition, bobbing for apples, eating contests, charades - anything that doesn't require physical fitness to play. No official beverages, cameras, cars, toilet paper, dog food, or any of that other crap. The only prize will be the satisfaction of a job well done and the knowledge that you had a good time. Photogenic people will not be featured over others. Really touching stories of competitors triumphing over tragedy will no be mentioned. You won't be competing for your country, just for yourself. Games will be held in small towns that most people haven't heard of. Anybody with me?