Well, John, I did give thought to the horse but the P-Vine says it would cost too muc to feen the sumabich in the winter... I don't think it's about the cost of feed as much as she don't like havin' to take the dig bar out to bust up the ice on top of his water... What??? You think I'm gonna do that??? Haha... That be squaw-work...
(That it'll get you a butt whup right there, Boberdz...)
Who cares??? I got experience in takin' them butt whup off the squawz...
But nevernmind the squawz and the horses... The important thing is that my drenkin' buddy, the Gregster, has plans to visit... Don't exactly remember where he he said he was gonna leave afterwwards but what the Hell... He's a ggod drenkin' buddy...
As for a fountain pump, SRS, the problem with it is that it don't have no IQ's and don't know when to stop... It just pumps and pumps and that what you nedd a pressure switch fir... The pump Iz been lookin' at has a pressure switch that tell's it to "stop"... That's real important 'er the pump gonna blow somethin', maybe itself, up... That ain't no good...
As fir Skivz... Ya'll gotta make some consessions here... He ain't no Skivz-come-lately... He been out trying to retire my campaigh debt an' it ain't easy with an echo in the checking account... Geeze, Skivz... I'll call Obama and see if he's got some spare change after retiring Hillary's debt...
And for the last time, no one hole Roosevelts houses fir me... I got my pride... Heck, if John Crapper hadn't invented theese inddor things then maybe but... Crapper did and that's all there is to it... Nothing but hi-tech fir this ol hillbilly...