Hold out for Billy Bari(cuda)tone and the Billie (the fishwife) alto and sopranos. If you have to rescue Fontella Bass instead, change her name. Or do you know how to tune a fish? Billy could be "fixed" to sing likr Frankie Valli! THEN have them sing the Christmas Carols in Harmony, not just bass. Bill it as a rare "Billie Holiday Christmas Album" and run like hell before the pissed off Jazz buffs come after your ass in December. Here to December is a long fuse to light and run.


GO FOR IT!!!!!!!


....and don't let the bass turds get you down!









(cue in Johnny and the Carters).....

"Billy sang bass
Mama sang tuna...."