......and don't get fooled by his cheap imitator Kirk, the one with the bass cleft chin mounted on a similarly cleft pallet.

He's the one who sings "A Whale Of A Tale" from "20,000 Leagues" in a strictly minor league (and key) version.....



....And if you don't buy it, he'll just bring it inside again and reinstall it. His long-suffering wife had to perform a bass-ectomy to get him to finally let go of it, so don't give him a second chace. She'll never forget your kindness. You'll be on her Christmas Card list forever!