What do a pants leg and Kildare have in common?

They both have a thigh in them.

Sorry, read that in Portrait of an Artist as Young Man and had to repeat it here.

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Go here: Lyr Add: JOHNNY, I HARDLY KNEW YE
or here: Lyr Add: WHERE THE OLD ALLEGHENY AND MONONGAHELA FLOW--JoeClone, 9-Dec-2009.