Seeing the Seven Old Ladies query revived (Again) I wonder if any one has any verses for the TOTALLY clean version !

I have :-

Oh Dear What can the matter be
??? Old ladies nattering happily
they weere at it from Monday to Saturday
And nobody knew they were there

The first to come in was old Mrs Humphrey
She sat down and made herself comfy
She revelled in Scandal and she let her tongue free
While nobody knew they were there

The next to come in was Old Mrs Porter
Her favourite topic was stopping her daughter
From letting the wrong man lead her to the altar
While nobody knew they were there

O