The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #22272   Message #241046
Posted By: dwditty
11-Jun-00 - 07:53 AM
Thread Name: The funniest song you have ever heard II
Subject: Lyr Add: MY WIFE LEFT TOWN
Just thought of one. I can't remember who did it though.

My Wife Left Town

My wife left town with a banana
Life's a rotten deal
I found that yellow sucker hiding in her purse
He's cold and hard, but he's got appeal
I hope it never happens to you
Some fruit breaks your marriage in two
My wife left town with a banana She slipped away
My wife left town with a banana I'm a jealous man
She found a six inch Latin lover
Now she does the tango with her right hand
Right now I could just die
He's eating my banana cream pie
My wife left town witth a banana
She slipped away