The Beatles
Oasis
The Appleton Sisters
Audis and BMWs
Speed cameras
Estuarine English
Horse definitioners
Pianos
A certain banjoist/instrument repairer who ruined Jacqui's Hagstrom
Sweet white wine
WKD
Candy Floss
People who sell unplayabe instruments "suitable for beginner"
Cambridge FF (actually, no, keep it as a sink for what I don't want to listen to)