Auntie Mary had a canary. She thought it was a duck.
She took it behind the kitchen door and taught it how to—
Fry eggs for breakfast. Fry eggs for tea.
The more you eat, the more you drink, the more you have to—
Peter had a boat. The boat began to rock.
Up jumped Jaws and bit off his—
Cocktail, ginger ale, 20 cents a glass.
If you don't like it, shove it up your—
Ask no questions. Tell no lies.
I saw a policeman doing up his—
Flies are bad. Mosquitoes are worse.
I saw a doctor lying in a—
Nurse those babies. nurse them well.
If you don't, then I will tell.