Some hints:

Use Kendal mint cake instead of tofu in Japanese recipes. Dipped in raw egg, it's utterly disgusting!

Kendal mint cake can be used as a substitute for firelighters but only if you're warm enough, as it's only marginally flammable.

Before a long hike, cut Kendal mint cake insoles for your boots. Afterwards, get your partner gives your poor blistered feet a toe job, and watch their reaction!

Sew slabs of Kendal mint cake inside your coat before going on holiday, and laugh at the reaction of airport security staff from your prison hospital bed!

Keep some handy in the office- it makes a useful emergency mouse mat.

Did you know that the annual production of Kendal mint cake, laid end-to-end, would stretch all the way to Scalthwaiterigg?