My father married and ugly girl and they had 10 kids,
5 were girls and 5 were boys, and not one of them was his!

When you make love to an ugly girl, she'll never let you quit,
Because she's scared it is the last she's ever gonna get!

My brother married an ugly girl, she had warts on her toes,
But all those warts weren't half as big as the one that's on her nose!


(Hope some of these lines help...)

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