Well if they're making a movie of Catspaw's life, it's gonna be hard to cast the lead role. Kinda need a combination of John Denver (some resemblance), Rasputin (well HE's the one who introduced the "prick" aspect), Henny Youngman (many felt that HE was unfunny too), Frankenstein (aren't they keepin you alive with other people's body parts, Pa?) and Norman Vincent Peale ('cause you ARE inspirational at times)

Trouble is they's all deed!

Oh, all right Pa...I'll take the role, but they'll have to cast Mariah Carey as the love interest.

Rick

P.S. Sorry Barb....this thread is supposed to be about YOU!

I repent, as of now.