Perhaps WAV is on to something. You see, this being the 21st century, Dr. Fu Manchu, ever striving to strike at the heart of everything English and decent, has had to refine his modus operandi somewhat, putting aside his posion cats and green mists for something a lot more dangerous: MASS IMMIGRATION. You see, apart from helping to plan the opening ceremonies at the olympics, and introducing chords and harmony to folk music (English trad, naturally, Gaels and renegade Amerindian chanters should keep to their own corner of the Isles), the insidous dr has been encouraging furriners to leave that poor, benighted corners of the world (tho very pretty to eco-travel in) and move to England's fair and pleasent green, where different cultures cannot, must not, live under one roof. Thus the good, wholesome English lifestyle, of tennis on the village green on Sunday afternoons (after a rousing, yet entirely composed and dignified High Anglican service) cucumber sandwiches washed down with mead and morris dancers with bells merrily jingling (accompanied by top-line melody tunes played on recorder) will become a thing of the past. Other outrages of the nefarious evil genius, the greatest genius ever to set his mind to crime in the furtherance of his foul goals, are introducing spicy vindaloos, by which he hopes to seduce good, honest Englishmen everywhere away from wholesome, traditional stodgy foods. Yes, he has introduced flavour, which will soon make a mindless slave out of decent folk everywhere. He has also corrupted footie by passionate foreigners, spread tolerance, and, yes, horror of horrors, danced at E-ceilidhs instead of at an English Country Dance.
Will the roving commision of the UN, under the intrepid Nayland Smith and Dr. Petrie be able to stop mass immigration and the insidous Dr. Fu Manchu in time??????????