BBC/LONDON: 2012 Olympics...

In a blistering finish, the Morris Dancing Squad from the People's Republic of China narrowly edged out Kenya to take the Gold Medal at the Olympics. When asked why the "athletes"from U.K.'s teams had done so poorly, a visibly embarrassed coach admitted that it was probably due to his team's quaffing too much ale while watching the competition on the tele prior to their appearance...