The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #113537   Message #2414554
Posted By: catspaw49
15-Aug-08 - 09:58 AM
Thread Name: Happy Birthday, Jacqui!!!!
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday, Jacqui!!!!
How can she be having a happy birthday Kendall? She's married to you.

Sorry Jackson but there ain't a thing I can do about that as you brought it on yourself. You fell for a leather coat when you could have had so much more..............Matter of fact, in another thread I just suggested to Kendall that the coat fumes might be making him addlepated.

Then you leave a perfectly fine place to move to Maine? Maine? Once again, Maine? I spent several weeks in Wells Branch one afternoon. I'd have stayed a bit longer but I didn't speak whatever language that is they speak there. I went down to their local community college and tried to sign up for a language course but THEY spoke nothing understandable either. After 45 minutes I thought I had gotten through to them and signed the proper forms.

Sadly I hadn't made myself clear at all. Turns out I signed up to replace the light bulbs at the Fletcher's Neck Coast Guard station for 10 years. I tried to skip out on the debt but the friggin' Coast Guard sent their version of a K-9 corps to my home. This was a 6 foot 6 inch Coastie with an attack seal which he loosed and set upon me. I was damn near flippered to death before I agreed to pay up. Additionally I had to undergo therapy before I could go to a circus again or even watch reruns of Ed Sullivan.

Well, try to have a good one Jacqui.................I don't know how you can but give it a shot anyway.

Spaw