The hell it is! It's my long-lost brother Orestes! He had testicles that dangled below his knees -- he was known far and wide as Testes Orestes. Until the day he found a way to make powdered teas taste good -- the newspapers had an article on the Nesteas of Testes Orestes. Turned out he stole the recipe and was enjoined from making more of the tea, so the newspapers had to publish an article on the Arrest Teas of Nesteas of Testes Orestes.

It got so bad he slung his equipment over his shoulder and slouched Southward.