Oh, MAN! We are gettin' close, Kat. Really close.

Trouble is, the one I saw seemed to be wearing glasses. I know that's very odd, but I saw it with my own eyes. I have no explanation for how such a primitive creature would end up with spectacles, but there it was.

Oh, and its chest plumage bore a strange resemblance to an ancient and rather filthy NASCAR T-shirt.