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Thread #113344   Message #2415338
Posted By: catspaw49
16-Aug-08 - 08:41 AM
Thread Name: BS: Chevrolet torque specs.
Subject: RE: BS: Chevrolet torque specs.
Listen.....Y'all are more than free to use anything I say but let's get it right.......The expression is "Half a turn before it breaks."

Professional Mechanics have a long list of commonly used expressions in the trade. If you'd like to use any others let me know so they pass down correctly in the tradition. Among the many available are for instance:



"RCH" and "Half an RCH"......used in clearance measurement
"Slicker than a mini's peter".......a smooth fit,easily assembled
"Hard to tell where the first explosion occurred"......long laundry list of problems
"French Jack"........leaking hydraulic jack that keeps going down on you
"The length of my dick"......long linear measurement
"About the length of your dick"......a short linear measurement
"Half the length of your dick".....an even shorter length
"Jack up the radiator cap and slide a new car underneath it"...car not worth repairing
"Put some hair around it".....when having difficulty in starting a bolt into it's bolthole
"Non-Ambulatory Case C"...backyarder's car brought in on the hook with many parts in a cardboard box



Many more are available and free for the using but please check so as to get them right.

Spaw