Now don't be like that, Capt'n... Only one of the geetars is like a real 'lectric... The other one is made froma cigar box and has two broom sticks fir a neck... I think that one qualifies as a folk instrument... The one true 'lectric ain't like nuthin' that folks has never seen in that it makes Bo Diddly's geetar look like a strat.. But I'll just be doin' one song on each before going to a more tarditional resonator, which is acoustic...

(Yo, Boberdz... Yo!!! Man, why are you tryin' to justify yer geetars to a Taylor guy???)

Well, ya' do have point there...)

(Yeah, he's just mad 'cause his Chevy won't run...)

Ho9w's the Chev, Capt'n???

(Now yer showing yer grace, Bobz...)

Geeze, this joint put a mean hurt on yer head some days...

B~

p.s. What "duck", Kendall??? I weren't plannin' on bringing no duck that I know of???