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Thread #113559 Message #2415464
Posted By: Little Hawk
16-Aug-08 - 01:02 PM
Thread Name: BS: Can Chongo Command?
Subject: BS: Can Chongo Command?
Silly question, right? Of course Chongo can command. Years of law enforcement and rugged self-employment in one of the world's most gritty urban areas have prepared Chongo to assume the office of the presidency with full confidence. He will be able to meet foreign leaders like Vladimir Putin eye to eye and not blink, and with the firepower that Chongo packs, enemies of America will think twice before provoking him or threatening America's interests.
McCain has faced the North Vietnamese, but that's no big deal. Chongo has faced the North Side Gorillas!
Obama can outtalk most people, but that's no big deal. Chongo can outtalk most Orangutans!
Hillary has great power suits, but Chongo has style that Bogart would have envied. AND...he has a great sense of humor.
A quick re-viewing of this classic short film of Chongo will confirm that our ape for president has all the rhetorical and personal skills needed to serve as commander-in-chief of the USA.