Isn't there a song called "A Pretty Maid Milking Her Cow"?


A few more udder classics:

Duke Ellington: "Mooed Indigo" (That's what the cow did after she swallowed some blue dye.)
Glen Miller: "I'm In The Moo'd For Love"
Percy French: "Abdullah Bull Bull, Emir"?
Blondie: "Cow Me"
Kate Smith: "When The Moo Comes Over The Mountain"

Then there's that bawdy folk song "The Lobster," with the refrain that ends "Never let your bullocks dangle in the dust!"

And don't forget "The Bull At Kirriemuir" (sp?)

And "After The Bull (Is Over)"