Genie,

Yes, count yerself in as the 5th "Boberdette"... Ahhhh, we men ain't 'sposed to tell ya ladies what to do with the feathers so "use yer imagination"... (wink, wink...)

Washboard will work... The kazoo will get lost...

BTW, ladies... Ol' Bobert will be providin one peacock feather fir each o' ya so don't shoot the pigwon off the roof, he ain't hurting nuthin'... Okay, he is messy, I'll hand ya' that... No, I won't exactly hand ya' that but you know what I mean...

Be elsewhere, my butt, Capt'n... Jacqui will have yer poor butt, and everything attached to it, tied to a folding chair...

B~