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Thread #59418 Message #2416162
Posted By: Little Hawk
17-Aug-08 - 02:05 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Okay, I've got it. I have reached a final decision on who gets the 25,000th post on the MOABS, and it is an irrevocable decision.
Are you ready?
Here it comes....
Okay. Now I know what you're all thinking. You're thinking "William Shatner", aren't you? He would seem like the natural choice, after all.
Well, it's not Shatner! No. He's too busy right now. Ha! Had you fooled, didn't I?
No, it's not Shatner who must have the 25,000th post on this thread.
So who could it be???????
Well, I'll tell you who it could be and who it MUST be.
King Khandu, that's who.
Long, long ago in a time and place far, far away King Khandu, the King of Mississipi, launched this historic thread. (all pause for a moment of worshipful silence) He launched it with these deathless words:
Another brainstorm of mine, inspired by Tweed, Spaw, Carol the Sailor and their ilk.
We can save time which we spend searching through all the BS threads very easily. Henceforth, post all BS here in this thread. Soon there will be only one BS thread. We won't have to look for particular threads as this will be the only one and it will contain all the BS we have to offer.
My Gawd!! Why has this not been thought of earlier? It is so obvious!
I swear, sometimes I even amaze myself!
Once again, for those of you who are slow in understanding...hear me, Tweed! Post all BS in this thread from now on!
Pene Azul and Joe Offer will thank me for making their job so much easier! My fellow 'Catters will also thank me when they realize the time my idea will save them! Maybe this will finally get me the coveted "Time/Life Man of the Year"!!
I swear, sometimes I even blow my own mind!!
It can only be right that King Khandu, the inventor and founder of this might thread, be the one to inaugurate the upcoming milestone of the 25,000th post.
It has be him. It cannot be another. Someone must contact King Khandu, and ensure that he is here for the 25,000th post. Amos? Can you do that?
As for Rapaire posting that post...ha! The idea is laughable. It can only be King Khandu.