I was sitting on my porch tonight smoking a cig and my old fat female cat name Mera jumped up on my lap. She is about 16 years old. I said hey that is pretty good for a really old fat girl. Suddenly I noticed this very large elderly lady power walking on the sidewalk directly across from my house. She gave me the look of death. I pointed down to the cat .. she seemed even more offended. I said it was the cat ... she walked off in a huff.

Stuff happens to me ...