Oh, Pfui and pshaw, LH.

You cannot elect me to a Gang of Three; if nominated, I will not run, and if chosen, I will not serve. Your studious adaptation of the ChiComm brainwashing and propoganda procedures handbook notwithstanding, there is no gang here except my little Gang of One.

FUrthermore I absolutely and categorically reject any invitation of warning to be careful of what I say, beyond my own self-selected parameters, and consider your effort to erect frightening straw-images of overwhelming force (in the absence of any effective means) completely unconscionable, immoral, and vile.

Therefore I say unto you, go, pander some other mis-led, easily bamboozled pinko Maoist. The one you are addressing here is imaginary.


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