Sorry. Changed my mind and will NOT be sending a copy of this letter to the neighbor. I have no wish to receive a response, don't want to spend another minute stewing about her, don't want to get into a verbal war, so it's getting dropped. I apologize to everyone who's had to listen to all this venting, but thank everyone who offered (wonderful) suggestions and support. Kendall, Rick and catspaw ought to collaborate on a book.

And on that note (see, music!) . . .

The End.