I have just invented
"PETE THE HATS,MARVALOUS MACHANICAL SLOW COOK STEAMING MACHINE.

Tried and tested this last weekend there was a problem with the prototype. The top tin went BANG and the lid shot some 15ft up in rhe air. A few modifications later the same thing happened so I just done away with the top tin.
This contraption is capable of making a large joint. over a period of about 5 hours.worked out in conjuction with the amount of time I spend down the Tally Ho with Woodsie on the F (A bit like me when Im legless.   

Richard.. Im top man at helping folk stay drunk Im a expert at it and I do not get violent or abrusive. fall on fires or guitars.