A ventriloquist was doing an act and was making blond joke after blond joke. Finally a lady stood up and said. I am sick of this, all you are doing is supporting the notion that blonds are somehow less intelligent. I get so sick of people like you.

The ventriloquist replied, I am sorry I didn't mean to offend you, it is just and act ... really wasn't anything ... I apologize

The blond said ... I wasn't talking to you mister. I was talking to the little wooden bastard next to you.