Good stuff!
I was having probems fitting your song to the tune at first Bradypus - thenI realised I'd been trying the Irish Rare Old Mountain Dew instead of the |American Good Old Mountain Dew. Same drink essentially, but a different tune. Then it fitted fine.
SINSULL - I can relate to that chorus. I thought an Armani was some kind of motor car, which shows how in touch I am with the smelly industry.
I only hope I haven't been the cause of bad blood between the North Americans neighbours. Or bad breath. But what the hell - here's my contribution in response:
Oh the smell of the pinetrees is a smell beyond compare,
and the smell of the creatures that delight to live in there,
oh the moose and the squirrel and the great big grizzly bear,
you might not hear them coming, but you'll surely know they're here.
Oh the smell of Mother Nature
it is better left alone,
don't you spoil it with your perfume,
we'll have no Eau de Cologne.
We don't mind if you're fragrant,
but that scent you wear is flagrant,
and we'll count you as a vagrant,
yes, we'll lock you in the jail.
Oh these tourists with deodorants can be pretty bad to smell,
with the stuff they stick upon their hair, that kind of smelly gel,
and they come to Novia Scotia with another smell as well -
it's the smell of Coca Cola - and O but that's the stench of hell.
Oh the smell of Mother Nature
it is better left alone,
don't you spoil it with your perfume,
we'll have no Eau de Cologne.
We don't mind if you're fragrant,
but that scent you wear is flagrant,
and we'll count you as a vagrant,
yes, we'll lock you in the jail.
That last verse scans better with the first line being:
Oh these Yanks with their deodorants can be pretty bad to smell...
But after all the fuss about "fat Americans" I thought I'd better pay safe.