Okay, the perpose of the government is, like, well...it has sveral pourposes, eh?

1. To keep other peolple from gettin' WAU flippin' outta line. The givernment has cops fer that perpose.   But sometimes the cops get way flippin' outta line too, eh? That is the flippin' price of soshal porgress! You gotta bust a few eggs to make egg salad.

2. To reglate all the flippin' beer and likker stores! This is majerly important govermment work. It is too flippin' importnat fer just anyone to do and so no one else can do it, eh? The USA is in a big mess cause they do not know this!

3. To pay out pogey to us peopel that don't have a job. That is job ONE fer the govermmint and without it life as we flippin' know it would be over.

4. To raise a flippin' army, navy and air farce so that the country will not be attacked by, like.....uh.... China? Or Japan, eh?

5. To make stamps and money. And so that we have a flag.

I think that pretty well covers it, eh?

- Shane

p.s. I am outta jail now. Hooray! To all the girls in North flippin' Ontario...yer prairs have been ansered at last.