The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #113545   Message #2418424
Posted By: catspaw49
20-Aug-08 - 04:42 AM
Thread Name: BS: Bigfoot Found?
Subject: RE: BS: Bigfoot Found?
While this is an obvious hoax, not all finds are. Sadly, every group of this sort will be found eventually and their lives forever changed.

I have much personal knowledge of this as I was part of the massive find in 1949 of a Bigdick clan which had been living peacefully for many years. Our elders were killed off by stupid Homo sapiens males out of sheer jealousy and misunderstanding while the rest of the males of our species were sent to Los Angeles for further study and as "stunt dicks" in porno films.

Even worse, our females were slaughtered en masse and their vaginas equpped with wheels and used for early camping trailers. It was a sad time..............

Spaw