The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #2418991
Posted By: Amos
20-Aug-08 - 06:08 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Somewhere out there there's a sure-win bet,
And a horse that will never stall.
Somewhere out there, there's a jockey who
Rides better than them all.

And every bettor knows its true,
"I swear it's true!!", they'll say.
But it didn't look true as the herd ran through
Drivin' for twenty-five K.

At twenty-four six fifty
The ponies glowed with sweat,
THey were striving for the lap flag,
But they hadn't seen it yet.