I have it on good authority (all those reliable folks with 9/11 theories) that Chester was born to a Jewish father from India and a Japanese geisha who had emigrated to Mexico in search of more lush gardens. They met when both were vacationing in Tibet and married soon after moving to Harlan, Kentucky where they had 19 children all named Chester. All of them moved to the Maritimes then westward until they reached Sudbury. From there they went south to Mississippi where they built an Orthodox Teahouse. Sadly it was destroyed when it fell off the end of the earth which everyone knows is in Mississippi

Why does this matter and at this late date, why would anyone give a particular (or non-particular) fuck in the first place?

Spaw