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Thread #113688 Message #2419342
Posted By: Rapparee
21-Aug-08 - 09:03 AM
Thread Name: BS: Amish Wallowing in Wild Sex Orgies
Subject: RE: BS: Amish Wallowing in Wild Sex Orgies
When I lived in Geauga County, Ohio -- a very heavily Amish area -- the bishops had said that it would not be "frugal" to require a farm owner to remove electricity, television, and such things simply to meet the religious requirements of an Amish tenant farmer. Nor, if you had an Amish woman helping with the household chores, would she be forbidden to use an electric iron or to watch television while ironing (and so on). The local Emergency Room had for a while a rash of vaginal infections caused by the use of plastic wrap for contraception.
The Amish folks I knew weren't, in the long run, a whole lot different from their "Yankee" neighbors.
(I always wanted to do a helicopter traffic report: "Now, there's a tractor pullin' a discer out on Miller road, so traffic's kinda slow but still movin' there. Jacob Miller's out in his buggy agin this mornin' on Gingerich Road and like usual his horse is actin' up. Miz Drummond's car is stuck at the traffic light on Main Street and you know she can't drive a clutch good so she's buckin' the buggy right good. And you folks on Old 91, Uri's pulling a load of manure out to the field so be reeeeeaaaal careful comin' over the hill by Eph's place lessen you want to clean your car real good."