Mudcat Café message #2419346

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Thread #59418 Message #2419346
Posted By: Rapparee
21-Aug-08 - 09:09 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads

And that's why Americans do so poorly in mathematics....

"Houston, we've only go a tenth of the fuel needed to return to Earth!"
"Yeah, well, we declare the problem fixed, POOF!!"
"Houston, who you callin' a poof?"

"Well, Karl, we only have 10% of the votes we need."
"No problem. I declare the problem solved. POOF! Oh, and call the Supreme Court for me willya?"