My wife thinks that the cut of the trousers Amish men traditionally wear, particularly the fact that they have no rear pockets to allow the smooth curve of buttock to be obscured by a bulky billfold, accentuates the posterior region in such a manner that Amish women simply can't keep their hands off their studly consorts.

This despite the fact that the Amish tradition of wearing a full beard but shaving one's upper lip is remarkably unsexy. If they'd either shave or let the mustaches grow, half the US population would probably be Amish.