I found a bed pan guitar one time years ago. I went down to take off the trash one day and I looked down in the open top dumpster and there was a bedpan guitar. I know it is gross but I couldn't pass it up. I grabbed it and brought home (scrubbed it down very very very good lol). I never could get it to play right though. I understand why the person threw it away. It was funny though to show people. I always told them that was given to me because people said my playing sounded like crap. lol I don't know what happened to it I had it for years but who knows now. Don't laugh too hard at me for pulling it out of the dumpster though because another time I pulled out a 1960's Gretsch Tennessean that was in the original (rough shape though) case. The guitar needed some work but after it was worked on man it is sweet.