Craven A, never heard of fornication,
Craven A, never dipped his tool,
Craven A, All he did was masturbation,
thought a cunt was something you were called at school.

His entry into Varsity was a success,
he slapped his tool down upon his tutors desk.
His tutor said "not now, but at a later date,
we'll chop it off and use it as a paper weight".

While rowing for the Varsity on boatrace day,
he dropped his oar and masturbated all the way,
they won by 20 lengths but were disqualified,
for buggering spectators on the Surrey side.

Keel URFC 1980 - 83. THOSE WERE THE DAYS.