Okay, I hate to do this to you all, but how about this version....Once a horned Viking sat beside a gray fjord,
Under the head of the noon day sun,
And he sang as he beat his tiny head against a tree,
Living with Hilda is no longer fun.Living with Hilda, living with Hilda,
Living with Hilda is driving me mad,
And he sang as he beat his tiny head against a tree,
Rattling the brains that he no longer had.Once she was beauteous, flaxen-haired and raven-eyed,
Now that the flower of her youth has gone.
Now it takes 3 years just to walk around her girth,
I'm no prize either, but don't put me on.(Chorus again)
I am NOT the author, just the poster. I am not aware of the author; the song was heard at a Society for Creative Anachronism event many, many years ago.
Just had to throw it in there...
HTML line breaks added. --JoeClone, 13-Jan-02.