Hey, diddle, diddle!
    The cat done a piddle,
over the bathroom mat;
    The little dog laughed
    To see such fun,
so he piddled all over the cat.

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Mary had a little lamb,
And the midwife
Nearly died when she seen it.
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There was a young girl called Breige?
Who let a fart, when she sneezed?
It hit off the wall, then went up to the sky,
And came right down, and hit her in the eye.