I went to my frig this morning and to my horror I saw that sometime during the night my wife made a bowl of red quivering

Jell-O.

The horror- the horror! Now anyone who has ever spent a long hospital stay knows that the meals in the hospital consist of
Jell-O in the morning, Jell-O in the afternoon, Jell-O at suppertime.

Jell-O is the great scourge of mankind. I am convinced that all problems in the world are caused by Jell-O.
Jell-O makes people angry. Once even I - a mild mannered person by nature - threw a bowl of Jell-O against the wall in the

Hospital. World leaders who eat Jell-O wake up angry and then a war with someone breaks out.

The awful slander terms against our British friends - caused by Lime Jell-O

Religious leaders who complain about the rise in porn - caused by the bikini clad young girls jumping into large vats of

Jell-O claiming it is for charity

Poverty - caused by people spending their hard earned dollars on Jell-O


It is a curse I tell you, a curse to all mankind. Unlike the hot dog (another thread) that brings peace to the world. There

Is no place for Jell-O? Especially the kind my mom makes with all the fruit stuck inside it. I am afraid someday a reaction

To the fruit and Jell-O will cause a nuclear explosion that will take out a state.

Dear friends, you must listen to me. Avoid the evil Jell-O at all costs.

My wife and I had a deal. I was not allowed to have Cristi Brinkley, and she was not allowed Jell-O … does anyone have Cristi's number?

Now I have to find a priest to do an exorcism on my frig ...