I have it on good authority that Wavygravy once moved to the country but found himself with a neighbor who was an Englishman and plowed with a horse. On the other side was a Pakistani who used a tractor. Wav didn't know whether to shit or wipe........whether to evacuate his bladder or wind his watch. In the end he found himself sitting in a pile of shit, pissing on himself, and wondering what time it was.

Spaw