The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #113761   Message #2421633
Posted By: Georgiansilver
25-Aug-08 - 05:10 AM
Thread Name: BS: Got the wind something terrible
Subject: RE: BS: Got the wind something terrible
To fart it is a pleasure,
It gives the bowels ease.
It delicately scents the sheets,
and suffocates the fleas.



Or perhaps in your case 'Blows them away'

Blow the wind Southerly .... I say!!