It was beautiful last night, the stars were out, it was warm. I could not sleep so I decided to take my old weiner dog Doolie for a walk. Sometime during our trek, I did it, I stepped in a doggie land mine and didn't realize it. Senses dull as we get older you see! Well needless to say I tracked it all over my house. My wife was really impressed this morning when she woke up. Now I get to steam clean rugs , mop floors and figure out how to clean all the little nooks and crannies from the sole of my new sneakers!

Same thing happen last Christmas it was very cold and I took my family off to church like I always do.   I did not realize that walking into church my shoe hit a frozen doggie land mine!

Now Scientists use some very large numbers in describing vast periods of time. They use words like billions of, trillions of, light years, millennium and others. I have simplified the terminology somewhat.   I have determined the formation of the earth took four hockey seasons or two Catholic high Masses at Christmas. As a Catholic, we kneel! What I did not realize is that as my shoe warmed up, and I would kneel, the people behind me would be in their own private version of Purgatory. I thought they were really religious. I could hear them praying. I found out afterwards - they were praying for the Mass to end!

Stuff happens to Me!