Don't ask me how but I have a prelim unvetted draft of McCain's Convention acceptence speech ;>/



"My Friends, my Friends thank you thank you My Friends, You are all wonderful, My Friends...Patriots, Christians, Veterans, my fellow Republicans, Hillary supporters, Americans... (vamp as needed during applause)

My Friends I am honored to serve as your next President of the United States(vamp)I am humbled by your faith in me and my service to God and my country. God Bless you all. (vamp blessing)

We all know that I am neither a celebrity or a messiah, but I do have the faith, the experience and patriotism to do the job and defeat evil itself.

My Friends, I know of Barack Hussein Obama and that he can deliver a good speech. (vamp during boos) Yes I know but he does speak well.
But I still have questions:
How patriotic is he? Why don't we know what his values really are, or if he even has any values? Would a true Christian damn his God and Country? Would a true Christian allow himself to be called a Messiah(vamp for boos)

I am John McCain and I have some Critical questions and some brave answers for the future of the United States of America.
(vamp for cheers)
If you too have questions about my inexperienced opponent, you owe it to protect America to get to the truth of his past. Question his economic plan of destruction, question his plan to raise taxes that would force families from their homes, Question his alleged faith and patriotism.

When I look up at all your faces I know that God is looking down on us and will guide us to victory and a new pride in America and the American dream.

When I look at my dreamy wife Cindy in her Republican cloth coat, I see her Christian love of God Country and family. Family which she has provided many homes for our family. A family that was so ruthlessly attacked by Barack Obama for merely having a roof over their head. (vamp for boos)
I see a first class first lady who loves the Lord and her family. I see the next First Lady of the United States.

My Friends, You and your faith in God have given me all the answers we need to protect our unborn children, to protect our American way of Life, to protect our troops ...and to defeat our enemies and evil itself, where ever it tries to hide in the world.
God Bless you    God Bless our Troops    and God Bless the United States of America.