No Balls At All
Oh Mother, dear mother, I wish I was dead
And buried down deep with my poor maidenhead
I felt for his penis and found it was small
I felt for his balls, he had no balls at all
What! No balls at all
No balls at all
She married a man who had no balls at all
She felt for his penis
And found it was small
She felt for his balls
He had no balls at all.
Sorry, but that is all I can remember of "No Balls at All" but maybe it will trigger a memory for someone, of the version you seek.