On reflection I think WLD is pretty spot on.
It's already been sewn up by the government and Lloyd Webber, why are we bothering?

So expect Starlight Cats In A Saigon Dreamcoat spectacular, performed by Chelsea Pensioners, on roller skates.

Oh, and all bets are off for a fat Italian tenor murdering Nessum Bleedin' Dorma YET AGAIN!

It's just going to a squirmingly embarrassing occasion. Maybe that is the true British way

Anyone remember the Dome?